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Civilization Upholding Beasts

by Hex Volt

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1.
Rancholabrean beasts gone extinct, in tar pits trapped, too hairy and fat Modern mammoths slammeth plate after plate, sealing their fate at the Old Country Buffet, hey I find my inner peace in the sweet release of greasy treats Beer battered and deep fried, bacon wrapped, smothered in ranch, yeah smothered in ranch In times like these I really begin to believe we never should have crawled down from the trees In times like this I’m reaching in the fridge and I’m grubbing for cheese I’ll never clear my arteries beer beer beer beer cheese etc.
2.
It’s good to see you looking so happy That little puppy is so cute And I can tell your man treats you well Such a stand up dude But if you were my woman, if I was your man You’d have a human baby, you’d have a human baby, you’d have a human baby or two. You’d have a human baby, you’d have a human baby, you’d have a human baby in you Were you with me I could not guarantee Any of your dreams would come true For all I know, could have been a fiasco A living nightmare for you But if you were my woman etc.
3.
Call your mom and apologize for being such a worthless hunk of shit For wasting her life What is it with you? The grief never ends Your bullshit lies, your fuckhead friends Trashing her house, living like a slob Go get a fucking life, go get a fucking job and apologize Call your mom and apologize for being such a shitty little prick For wasting her life Sobbing in her sweat, she tore and she bled Crying, screaming, squeezing out your fat fucking head No, she never asked for any debt to be repaid Just treat her like a human being, not some fucking slave and apologize etc.
4.
Descending, mesmerized by nocturnal dimensions She fell in with a wanton crew A knack for attracting malevolent attention Revealed when dawn came streaming through You got to keep your head when all around are losing theirs She kept her head while her friends lay scattered, senseless on the floor Keep your head, keep your head keep your head, keep your head in the party zone Ascending up from sheltered youth to seek his fortune Swaddled in love, eyes full of stars He unfurled sails to catch the headwinds of ambition Cast off the sweetness from his heart He got ahead like all the rest were standing still He lost his head in a relentless thrusting power lust for more Keep your head etc.
5.
The children are crying, the wife is criticizing the boss is pissing and moaning, everyone’s got to get their piece That’s alright, that’s okay, I wouldn’t have it any other way I’m a goddamned civilization upholding beast Friday night I’ve got to get what’s mine If I don’t I just might lose my goddamn mind Daddy needs rock and roll, rock and roll Daddy needs rock and roll, rock and roll I could just quit my job Nothing gets done, nobody gets paid the company stumbles, the economy crumbles I won’t pay, won’t owe this assload of taxes no no no no no The government crumbles I could abandon my wife and kids My boys grow up lawless savages running wild in the streets Society’s collapse complete Friday night etc.
6.
So you’d like one hundred million dollars revenue Let us get right on that for you We’ve got a half-dead mule and a PS2 Yeah that ought to do Whatever you need, however we bleed Whatever you need you’ll get it all in two weeks Whatever you need You’re gonna get it, get it all in two weeks So you’d like one hundred million dollars revenue There's nothing that we'd rather do We’ve got a half-dead mule and a PS2 Yeah that ought to do Whatever you need, etc.
7.
Do you want to judge, do you want to decide who sails away on a celestial ride? Who stays left behind to drown in a lake of fire? Do you feel elation upon your contemplation of initiation of devastation of all creation tonight? Look to the sky, look to the sea Do they manifest your prophecies? Do you want to frighten the unenlightened? Have they handed you a noose to tighten? Do you feel elation upon your contemplation of initiation of devastation of all creation tonight? Look to the sea, look to the sky Are you the one who decides the time for initiation of devastation of all creation tonight?
8.
In the future, bullshit will be more advanced than the most advanced bullshit we have today We will compromise our integrity with unprecedented velocity Goggles on for your safety, because we’re about to spray Advanced future bullshit, advanced future bullshit Innovation unchained from all known forms of reason Advanced future bullshit Space and time will not imprison our ambition Advanced future bullshit, advanced future bullshit Now behold our roadmap to the future Development timelines compressed Check the specs, they are the best You know you are impressed by the fabrications exaggerated \hesitation’s annihilated hyperbole’s accelerated accelerate, accelerate advanced future bullshit etc
9.
Getting high on your indignation Sit and stew in your resignation Pity partying recreation, it’s all the same Fantasize on your immolation, fan the flames It’s just a waste, it’s just a waste Whenever anyone offers a hand you find a way to get poked in the eye Someday nobody’s even going to bother to try It’s just a waste what you do, It’s just a waste watching you Engineering your victimization, that’s your style Wait for your reparations, going to be a while Martyr academy graduation, this is your scene Prepare for your coronation, you are the queen. It’s just a waste, etc

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Recorded March-June 2015 in the garage in Tempe, AZ

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released November 19, 2015

Hex Volt is:
Chris: Bass guitar, vocals
Jim: Drums

All music by Hex Volt
All lyrics by C. Burns
Engineered by Hex Volt
Mixed by Corey Young
Mastered by Carl Saff

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